YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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