Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I have feelings that need drinking.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Randomize
