Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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