Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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