I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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