If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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