Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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