HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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