so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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