i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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