i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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