I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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