She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize