LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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