discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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