Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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