if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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