We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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