That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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