just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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