Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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