I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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