you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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