we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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