Whod you bang
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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