I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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