what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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