Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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