guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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