when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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