love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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