is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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