Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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