i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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