she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I am available for nakedness
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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