their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I showed him my bush... on skype.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
whose parrot is this?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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