FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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