jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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