Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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