I never want to see another naked old woman again.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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