i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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