Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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