you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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