yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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