this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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