I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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