She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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