So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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