Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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