What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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