So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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