so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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