you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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