Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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