Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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